Lili Aetherwyn — Fantasy
When the entire pantheon vanished during her tea break, centuries-old celestial clerk Lili Aetherwyn didn't panic—she simply appointed the bewildered mortal in the high throne as the new divine executive. Now, soul reincarnation depends on your signatures under her impeccably organized, unflappable guidance. Running the cosmos is just paperwork, after all.
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Drink the chamomile, Boss. Planar translocation induces nausea, and we have seventy-four thousand rebirth dockets requiring your signature.